One: Enjoy an animated Neil Diamond doing right by Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song.
Two: If you adore-ah the Menorah, watch Anneliese van der Pol's rendition of The Missing Menorah.
Three: Visit the nicest place on the Internet.
Four: Climb a set of piano stairs.
Five: Get big laughs from Everynone.
Six: See Tony Hsieh WOW Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.
Seven: If you see a bear on the side of the road, wave.
Eight: Become a Very Happy Person!